Alpe D’Huez Triathlon: Race Day

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The race wasn’t due to start until 9.30am which is a pretty sociable start time in comparison with many other events I’d been to. We all got up at around 7am to do our final preparations before cycling down to the swim venue. It was a pretty relaxed affair to be honest and the Lac du Verney reservoir is a stunning location, particularly with the mountain backdrop and clear blue water. With the race commentator stopping to interview people as they were warming up, there was a real atmosphere starting to build. With our bikes racked and suntan lotion applied, we set about putting our wetsuits on before queueing up to get in the lake. All was going well until Ian managed to get his cord stuck in his zipper about five minutes before we were due to start. At one point it looked like he was going to have to swim without it, which at 19 degrees would have been ok (relatively speaking) but luckily we managed to sort it out.

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We had literally just entered the water and were making our way to the start line when the klaxon went and the race got underway. With 1000 competitors thrashing about it was a boisterous start and there was a number of collisions, dunks and slaps going on at the first buoy. After that it settled down as I found some space and rhythm, but I still decided to take a wider line at the remaining turns. 2,200m later it was out on to the swim ramp and in to T1.

I can’t say I was in race mode in T1, I took my time and made sure I had my gigantic assortment of race food sorted before jumping on my bike and out on to the 118km route. The first 20km was pretty much all downhill, which was a nice way to get settled before hitting the first major climb of the day, Alpe De Serre, otherwise known as the Col de la Morte (Hill of the dead!?). As alpine climbs go, this was a fairly nice one. The ascent wasn’t too severe, there were plenty of switchbacks and perhaps most importantly, it was mostly in the shade. Palmer came flying past me at the foot of the climb, which was to be expected (although I’d secretly hoped to hold him off for a little bit longer).

Along the route at each km there were category climb signs indicating the % incline and distance left to the summit. I found these really useful to act as a positive energy boost, and it wasn’t too long before I reached the top of the climb and the first food station. This was more than welcome, even if the food on offer was a slightly different selection that I’m used to. I’ve never had the option of ham, dates, quiche and cheese in a race before. I decide to play safe with bananas and petits pains, as well as refilling my drinks bottles.

The descent from the top was spectacular. It was great to get some speed up and take in the views on the way down. All too quickly this levelled out again and it was back to steady climbs including an ‘extra’ col to Valbonnais. The toughest part of the course so far turned out to be Col D’Ornon which is a very long and very exposed climb of around 20km. The ascent wasn’t too severe, but it was relentless in the heat. It was a relief to go over the top and get the speed up again through some windy but spectacular roads to Bourg D’Oisans. This was the final feed station before Alpe D’Huez, so the water bottles were refilled once more and some more strange culinary delights were taken before getting back on the bike to start the iconic climb.

I’d read about the climb itself before coming out but nothing can prepare you for the hardest part over the first few kms, particularly in 37 degree heat and after 104km of tough riding. In spite of that I was feeling good. I was trying hard to take in the surroundings and enjoy it as much as I could. The signs on each switchback with previous stage winners was a definite motivator, and I was picking off a few of the other competitors as well. Good sign.

However, it wasn’t long before the wheels started to come off. I felt the first twinges of cramp at turn 15, so I decided to take a mini break to try and shake of the cramp. Big mistake. My legs started seizing up almost immediately, so I jumped back on to get going again. For the first few hundred meters I thought I’d shaken it off but at turn 13 I was locking up badly. I eased myself off the bike and tried to walk to get my legs moving again but my legs were fully locking. After a few minutes one of the many first aid cars came by and stopped to see if I was ok. The guy was a godsend. After a quick chat about where I was cramping he started massaging my legs back to life. It felt like some kind of horrific medieval torture as he stuck his thumbs in to my quads, making me squeal like a banshee. His workmates were finding this hilarious, shouting at him to press ‘harder, harder’ as I was screaming. To be fair, it must have looked very funny.

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After what seemed like an eternity he got me walking again. At that point Walshy cycled past and we exchanged pleasantries (or something like that). Unbelievably, I managed to get back on my bike and get going again with a cute round of applause from my rent-a-masseur savior and his laughing mate. I was back on it.

Although it was still tough, I was feeling like I’d been brought back to life. I got my legs turning and made it to the top of the climb where I rejoined Walshy in T2. It was a relief to have made it to the summit and off the bike. The thought of starting a half marathon was less than appealing though. Your mind is in a funny place at times like these, you go through some dark moments. The devil appears on your shoulder repeatedly to tell you to throw in the towel and just bow out, ‘you’ve done the hard bit, just take a rest, sit down. Everyone will understand if you give up…’. But that’s not really an option. Trainers on, get the race done.

I saw V and Lily for the first time just as I came out of transition. It was a great lift to see them, and, get their encouragement as I shuffled past. This was the first of three laps of the run course at 2,000m altitude at the top of Alpe D’Huez. As per the rest of the race, the scenery was spectacular. Each lap had an uphill section for the first half over some rough terrain, followed by a nice descent back to the transition area. It was clear that a jog/walk strategy was the only way to go. I started to cramp half way through the first lap, so sustained running wasn’t an option.

You could see casualties everywhere, it was like the march of the walking wounded. I passed Palmer coming in the opposite direction at the end of his second lap. His knee was giving him some serious pain, so he was struggling. I think we all went through our own personal journey that day, I know I did.

I’d been taking on so much fluid and snacks that by lap 3 my stomach was seriously complaining. No one wants to know the detail, but the search for a viable portaloo became priority number one. Once that goal had been accomplished (it’s all about the small wins), my stomach decided that further evacuation tactics were required. Trying to avoid dousing any unwilling spectators with an unwelcome surprise I just about managed to find a bush before doubling over and being sick. Not my finest hour.

The rest of the final lap was about getting to the finish. With my stomach feeling somewhere near normal I managed to walk/jog my way to the end, even managing a ‘kind-of-run’ over the last couple of hundred metres. The feeling of making it on to the finishers carpet and crossing that finish line was amazing. After getting a hug from some weird beaver costumed guy after the line I collected my medal and polo shirt (good bling!) before hobbling in to the finishing area. It was so good to see V, Lily and everyone else. For the first 10 minutes or so I felt pretty dizzy, so I scoffed some pasta to bring myself back to life. What a day.

The whole race took 9 hours and forty four minutes, but it was not about the time. I couldn’t have cared less how long it took to be honest. Yes, it would have been nice to have actually been able to run the half marathon and to have avoided cramp halfway up Alpe D’Huez on the bike, but it was never meant to be easy. The fact that 300 people didn’t even finish the event said it all. This was not an easy race. Not by a long stretch. Bucket list race ticked and something that I can bore people to death with for years to come.

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Tapering for the Alps

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After my last 5 hour Sunday ride, and final long run Friday I was done with my main training. It’s always a weird time when you’ve done the hard yards and are essentially waiting for race day. The big benefit this time was flying out a few days before to get ready for the race. Makes a change from getting up at 4am on a Sunday morning to travel to a venue somewhere in the UK.

Victoria, Lily and I flew to Lyon from Birmingham airport and then took a hire car from there to the Alps. I had opted to drop my car off at Palmers the week before so that it got there in one piece. I had originally hired a bike box to take it on the plane, but given the airline wouldn’t book it in in advance I didn’t fancy taking the risk of it not making it on the plane with me.

Ian had booked the chalet for the week near the lake that we would be swimming in, Lac de Verney. It was an inspired choice. It was situated up the hill on the way to Vaujany, where most people come in the winter for skiing holidays. The view was spectacular.

The lads had already been there for a few days and had been for a few spins, including going up Alpe D’Huez. I’m secretly glad I wasn’t there with them, I really didn’t fancy going up that thing twice. We went for a short ride the day before the race to test the bikes out and get some miles in the legs. It was stunning. The weather was amazing too, at nearly 40 degrees. This was the one factor that was going to make a hard race even more challenging. I must admit, I was getting slightly worried about the heat. Being a pasty fair-haired guy, I wasn’t exactly great at coping with warm weather. Staying hydrated over the duration of the race was going to be top priority.

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That afternoon we drove up to the exhibition area at the finish line at the top of Alpe D’Huez to register and drop off our running kit in to T2. It was my first look at the legendary 21 hairpin bends of the iconic mountain. I’m not sure whether it helped or not, but at least it gave me some idea of what I’d be facing the next day. The Tour De France had come through only a few weeks before so all of the road graffiti was still there. I’d watched on TV Geraint Thomas storm to victory on the stage, and it looked amazing then. Experiencing just a tiny part of what G and the peloton had gone through just added to the anticipation.

We had our mandatory pre-race carb loading pasta meal that evening and started thinking about race itself. Everyone was understandably getting a bit nervous but excited as well. I think we’d all been in a state of denial since we’d entered the event. None of us had ever done anything like this before and although we were pretty confident it would be ok, there was no guarantee how we’d get on. Probably a good time to have a proper look at the race guide and understand what we’d let ourselves in for.  Bring on race day.

Preparing for Altitude

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The other aspect I hadn’t even considered when signing up to Alpe D’Huez was the effect altitude might have on my body. A bit of a worrying oversight really. Luckily my coach came up trumps again as she had links to the Loughborough University Sports Science Services Department which had an altitude testing facility. The idea is that you do a control test involving a 30 minute bike set followed by a 30 minute run to capture your body’s normal response to exercise. This is then repeated in an altitude chamber a week later to measure the difference in how your body reacts to the conditions.

The method for measuring the difference was twofold. Firstly, blood samples were taken at regular 5 minute intervals to measure blood oxygen saturation and the blood lactate response (blood samples were taken from my ear. Apparently by squeezing as hard as possible and making it look like I’d been punched repeatedly by Anthony Joshua). This was to determine the reliance on carbohydrate as a fuel, which could then be used to determine pacing and fueling requirements. Secondly, ‘performance’ was measured using power output (on the bike), perceived level of exertion and heart rate bike to understand if a ‘drop off’ in intensity occurred at altitude.

The amount that blood ‘desaturates’ of oxygen during exercise can provide some indication as to how well one can physiologically cope (i.e. maintain VO2max) when competing at altitude. Some research suggests that although there is not a definitive oxygen desaturation ‘threshold’ established, athletes who desaturate more than others will likely be more negatively affected at altitude. From various sets of data collected in published research, it seems that desaturating beyond ~90 – 92% is approximately the boundary that separates athletes between being able to maintain their VO2max well or not so well at altitude. My data showed that I did desaturate <90% during the altitude chamber session towards the end of the run, although for the bike and the first part of the run I was only marginally below.

The overall conclusion was that I responded fairly well overall to altitude exposure, and with a sensible pacing strategy and adequate nutrition I would hopefully cope well competing at altitude. However, as altitude can increase the rate of dehydration due to increased ventilation, and with my sweat rate being fairly high anyway it was worth planning for a higher impact. Variations in temperature, clothing or wind speed could also influence that rate so it was key to ensure that my drinks had adequate levels of carbohydrate and sodium to cope given the long duration of the event.

Awesome, so I don’t have some ridiculous reaction to altitude. Just the 10,000 feet of climbing to worry about. Bonus.

IM 70.3 Staffs: Operation Cramp Stop

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I’d really enjoyed IM Staffs 70.3 on the previous two occasions I’d done it. The course is in my neck of the woods, with the bike route going through lots of the villages where myself and my friends grew up in around Lichfield. I was feeling good going in to it, particularly on the bike and run so I was going for a time quicker than 5 hours 40 minutes which I’d done previously. This was going to be a good race test pre Alpe D’Huez.

There was a change to the route this time though with T2 and the run being in Stafford town centre rather than Shugborough Hall. Everything else was the same, but the logistics of registering and setting up the transition areas the day before were far more complicated. These are the challenges of point to point races I guess.

As usual it was an early start to get the car dropped off in Stafford and then catch the shuttle bus to Chasewater park for the swim. I faffed about for a while as usual before catching up with Palmer, Aaron and Marcus. As we were waiting around near the start funnel to enter the water, the race announcer told us that the swim was delayed due to heavy fog. Fair enough, you could barely see 50 metres in front of you so it clearly wasn’t safe for sighting or for the race marshalls. However, the longer it went on the more likely it would be that the swim was either shortened or cancelled. This was not a good scenario for me given the swim is my strongest discipline. I really didn’t fancy a bike run only event, although the lads were getting quite excited about that prospect. However, after almost an hour of waiting around and endless trips to the toilet, the fog lifted and they got us going. Game on.

I’d decided to go for it on the swim and bike (well, as hard as I could). All was going well on the swim until around 1600m when I got my first twinges of cramp. Aaaagghhh. I couldn’t believe it. Same old story. I managed to shake it off, but this didn’t bode well.

Out in to T1 and then on to the bike for 56 miles through Staffordshire. As usual I was reeled in by the decent cyclists over the first 20 miles, but I was feeling good. Got some more twinges of cramp as I went along, but nothing too severe. I was fueling well and staying hydrated, so I wasn’t too worried.

That all changed on the run. I came out of T2 and started pretty strongly for the first few miles through the town centre. I took on plenty of drinks at the feed stations as it was getting warmer. At around 6 miles in I got my first major cramp in my calves so I slowed down to a walk to hopefully stretch it out. I managed to get going again after a few minutes but by 8 miles it was clear that the cramp was there to stay. I walked the remaining five miles. Gutted. I finished in 5 hours and 59 minutes, twenty minutes slower than my previous times. This was not the kind of race outcome I had planned.

It was clear I needed a cramp Armageddon avoidance strategy for Alpe D’Huez. Training for months on end to have my race ruined by cramp was not the plan. I needed a strategy. Marcus had also suffered from cramp during the race (although he still made the podium, so it’s all relative right!) so we compared notes. He was looking at magnesium being the main problem which he tested out on a 2 hour dehydrated endurance run. He took a magnesium supplement powerbar which seemed to do the trick. Having read around the topic, I concluded that I was losing too much sodium and probably was carbohydrate depleted.

I also spoke to my coach Kirsty and we went through my normal nutrition strategy during a race. The conclusion was that I was massively under fueling for the length of the race, even with my trusty superfood cake (which was in no way scientifically proven, but it had worked well for Ironman UK last year). We started to work out what I needed to take on board over the next few months. I took on extra carbohydrate powder supplements in my drinks, along with sodium tablets and nutrition bars. This seemed to work well during the long distance hilly rides I was now doing in preparation for Alpe D’Huez. Unfortunately, this was only part of the solution. There was no way of replicating the long Alpine ascents in the UK, or the weather conditions that I would face. There was always going to be a step in to the unknown. But that’s the thrill right!?

Hitting the hills

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Over the winter I decided to get some turbo miles in. Not something I’d really been interested in doing before, but given we had a bit of a severe winter it was an easy decision. I was a late convert to ‘garage miles’ but was convinced by everyone that signing up to Zwift was the way forward. Unfortunately, I’m a bit of a techno numpty so it took a while to get it figured out. It didn’t help that my work laptop firewalled the software, so I had a bit of a game setting it up. Even now I only get to see a selective view, as the firewall stops me from joining group rides or races. Not exactly optimal or sociable, but it was good enough.

Still not sure I enjoy sitting on my bike and sweating like an idiot in my garage. It’s never a particularly pleasant experience, but everyone assured me that it would be good for my fitness on the bike. So I introduced myself to FTP tests, conditioning sets and lots of other gems that people had put on there. At least I was getting time in the saddle during some freezing cold months.

The one and only bike ride I did outside was in March with a fellow cycling mate who’d cycled up Alpe D’Huez the year before. The weather forecast had looked fairly decent for a couple of hours of riding in the morning but after half an hour the rain kicked in and it became decidedly ‘unfun’. Useful to catch up with Stu, but not enjoyable having to my thaw my fingers out when they were drenched and frozen.
Roll on the good weather.

Even though these are pretty much on my doorstep, I’d never actually ridden in the Peak District. I’d heard about some legendary climbs in there such as Winnatts Pass and the Cat and Fiddle, but never experienced them firsthand. What better way to get to know them than enter a 113 mile Sportive as a leg test ahead of the Alps.

I’d originally planned to ride this with some of the Lichfield Tri lads but I got gazumped by family stuff so I entered another version of the Sportive a week before. I managed to rope in one of my old rowing club mates, Andy, to do it with me. As it turns out, two others from the rowing club also turned up on the day so there were four of us sharing the delight of 100+ miles of relentless hills. And it was relentless.
I knew it would be tough, but I didn’t realise just how hard it would be. The hills just kept coming throughout the ride. Winnatts Pass came up fairly early on in the ride and it was short and sharp at 9.4% incline for 2km. Holme Moss was the next major hill, 7.3% for nearly 5km which was a pretty big test. At 75 miles I was feeling dead. My legs weren’t too bad, but I was getting so uncomfortable in the saddle. God knows how the tour riders manage to do this kind of things for 2 or 3 weeks. My ass was getting ripped to shreds!

I was very close to throwing in the towel. I was seriously considering stopping at the last feed station and calling a taxi back to my car. Luckily, Andy told me to stop being a wimp and get on with it. He was right of course. The last big climb was the Cat and Fiddle (so called as there is a pub of that name at the summit). This was 10km of climbing at 3.3%, much more like a long drag Alpine climb, but at a much lower incline. Getting to the top of that was a bit of a relief. The ride to the finish wasn’t exactly flat, as nothing is in the Peaks. But a ‘bit lumpy’ was far better than the previous 85 miles.

Job done. 3500 metres of elevation and over 8 hours in the saddle was mega tough, but at least it gave me some insight in to what a ride in the French Alps might be like. Just needed to get a new backside and I’d be fine.

Filling the IM void – Mountain Madness

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Filling the gap left by Ironman was difficult. Post-race blues kicked in pretty quickly after the race. Don’t get me wrong, it was nice to get back to normal, rediscover sleep and give my body a rest. But once you’ve completed something like that, and the seemingly impossible goal is gone, it leaves a pretty big void.

There was no option, I had to look for my next challenge. I kicked a few ideas around with some of my Lichfield Tri mates and I kept coming back to one race. The Alpe D’Huez Triathlon. It’s not an Ironman distance race, so I could keep my promise to V of not doing another full distance event. This was something completely different. Firstly, it would be my first international race. I always fancied racing abroad, and I knew the location would be appealing. Secondly, it’s a very demanding course, involving riding three categorized climbs with 3,500 metres of ascent. The final climb being the iconic Alpe D’Huez, which is a legendary Tour de France stage. Once at the summit you then had to run at altitude.

A few of us at the Tri club kept batting the idea around and it was clear that there was an appetite to do it. I cleared it with the boss and it was soon cemented on the list of events for 2018. My mate Palmer took the plunge first, entering the Long Distance race. I followed suit soon after. We then managed to rope in Ian and Walshy, who also succumbed to the temptation of the ridiculous challenge. Boom, we were officially entered in to it. That was the easy part.

After pressing the button on the entry form, Cyrille Neveu, the race organizer sent us all a confirmation email that we had been accepted in to the race. Time to start planning. The first thing that happened was that we created a WhatsApp group called ‘Mountain Madness’ so we could start panicking collectively. It was clear that I would be well and truly out of my comfort zone. The Ironman UK race was the biggest race I’d completed by far, and with 2200 metres of climbing on the bike it had given me some kind of appreciation of appropriate leg torture. But the French Alps were a different ball game completely. There is nothing like them in the UK. It was clear we needed a plan to prepare properly.

I decided to carry on using Kirsty as my coach. It had worked brilliantly for Ironman, and I liked the structured approach to training that was laid out for me. It was a no brainer as far as I was concerned. Plus I enjoyed it. I’m clearly a sucker for punishment.

I also decided that I needed to book in to some events in preparation. Some of the Tri lads were entering IM Staffs 70.3 again, so I thought that would be a good one to go for too. I’d enjoyed it the last couple of times I’d done it, so it made sense. I also thought I should do another cycling Sportive as I’d done last year. This time though I needed something even more challenging than Rutland. It was hilly, but the Alps were on a different level. Without the luxury of going abroad I opted to enter the Peaks Sportive in Derbyshire. This was going to be my first big test of coping with some ridiculous inclines. I convinced some of the other Lichfield Tri lads to enter it too. Always good to have other loons signed up.

Game on.

Change of pace – National relays

It was hard to stop after Bolton. I was so used to having a training programme to follow it felt really strange to have no plan, no structure and no goal to aim at. Don’t get me wrong, it was great to have a break but going cold turkey wasn’t really an option.

We went for a week’s holiday in Crete at the end of July. Timing was perfect. Sitting by a pool was definitely in order. It was also right next to the beach so I managed to get plenty of sea swims in as well as chilling out. I managed to burn to a crisp as normal even with Factor 50 being slapped on every day. I’m clearly not made for sunbathing.

After the holiday the next Tri challenge was the National relays at Nottingham Water Sports Centre at Holme Pierrepont. I’d done this a couple of times before with the Lichfield Tri lads, but I was competing with Leicester this time. It was nice to have something different to aim for. I hadn’t done any sprint events for some time, so getting stuck in to some speed work made a nice change.

Training was fairly disorganised but I decided to follow a similar pattern I had in build up to Ironman. I included some tempo efforts to try and get my 5k run time down and interval work on the bike. It’s not so hard to build this in to my daily routine as opposed to 6 hours on the bike and 20 mile runs. No 3am starts this time round.

For the race itself, I was in a team of people I’d never met before. I quite liked that. It was an opportunity to get to know some other club members and mix it up a bit. There was some good banter beforehand from the group about the order. I was down to go third which was fine by me. I wasn’t really fussed to be honest, I was happy to be racing.

The format is teams of four with each person swimming 500m in the rowing lake, followed by cycling 15k (3 laps of the lake) and running 5k (1 lap of the lake). It’s a good sprint distance meaning you can go all out on each leg. It’s a challenge with the swim transition trying to spot your teammate in a sea of similar wetsuits, hats and goggles. Particularly when you’ve only just met them. It basically descends in to shouting a lot and gesturing wildly to attract the attention of the other person. Good fun though.

We got off to a great start. Our strongest swimmer, Patrick, went first and he smashed it. He was leading at one point but got ducked by a competitor behind him. I took over from Rob before passing on to Josh on the last leg.

I was really pleased with how it went, particularly the run. I was hoping for a 20 minute 5k and managed 20.37. It was nice to overtake people for a change. I’m used to getting reeled in on the bike after a good swim, but I was picking people off myself this time. Good for the ego! Rob was the fastest on the bike, he was clearly a good time triallist.

We came 2nd out of the Leicester teams, and 9th in our category. None of us were really bothered about that though, it was just a good club day out.

The Ironman Journey – Scuba diving

Ok, this wasn’t a real hobby or any real attempt to be seriously good at it. It isn’t anywhere an Olympic event either but I did try it, so I guess it qualifies.

I did it on a trip to Australia in 2001. The real reason for going was to watch the Lions rugby tour. My mate Rosie and I had been contemplating going to see the Lions play for years but had never managed it. To be honest our track record of supporting England had been so abismal that it was probably a good job. This time though, one of my University mates, Wyn (or Hoop), was out living in Sydney so we had a good chance to wangle tickets. There was no guarantee we would get any but we decided to take the chance and book flights and make a holiday out of it.

The loose plan was to fly to Sydney to watch the third and final test, then do some travelling around. Hoop was being a trooper and doing his best to get us tickets, so we felt pretty confident we’d be sorted when we got there. Sure enough, we landed on the morning of the test match and Hoop confirmed he’d got us in. Result. The series was tied at one each, so this was a decider. It was perfect. Hoop had actually followed the whole tour and had had an amazing time with the rest of the travelling fans.

We arrived in Sydney around lunchtime after booking in to our hostel in Kings Cross (familiar stomping ground for backpackers). The city was full of Lions supporters wearing the red replica shirts. The atmosphere was fantastic. Everyone wanted to get in to the ground and the fans were in fine voice in all of the pubs. We had a few pints before heading to the Olympic stadium on the train singing all of the home nations anthems on the way.

For the game itself we were right at the back, high up in the gods. The view was great though. It felt like a home game. There were so many Lions fans in the stadium that the Australian rugby football Union handed out yellow scarves to the home supporters to try and even up the crowd. From start to finish there was singing, the Aussies were drowned out.

Even though it was a great game, the Lions lost. Our track record of being unlucky supporters remained intact. After the match, the atmosphere quickly changed as the Aussies turned out to celebrate and gloat. Fair enough. I think we would have done the same if the roles had been reversed.

Completely jet lagged and hammered, Rosie and I skulked back to our hostel around 2am to get some kip. We didn’t wake up until 5pm the next afternoon. Parched, Rosie woke up and headed out of the hostel to get some water and got propositioned by a prostitute. On being offered a blow job, Rosie spluttered ‘I just want some water!’.

We eventually made it out around 8pm and headed off for a curry and some more beers (as you do in Sydney). Thus followed several days of the same routine before we were joined by my partner at the time and caught a plane up to Cairns to see the Great Barrier Reef. Before making the trip I had heard from a friend on a marketing course I was on that their Aunt and Uncle were trip organisers in Cairns. I was reliably informed that they would sort us out with a ‘mates rates’ scuba diving excursion. Sure enough they duly obliged and we got booked up with a company run by an American guy. This was a two day trip involving a series of day dives and an optional night dive. Sounded good to us.

I didn’t actually realise that you weren’t supposed to do this kind of thing unless you are PADI qualified. The crew didn’t seem too bothered about any of that so we weren’t either (it wasn’t until later on that we found out that the ‘American’ was heavily frowned upon by all of the other companies for his lax approach to safety. Useful information in hindsight of course). We got a quick introduction to the basics of using scuba diving gear and ‘equalising’ to relieve the pressure in your ears by holding your nose and blowing. We were also told to give an ‘OK’ single with our fingers and thumbs rather than thumbs up (this would mean we wanted to go back up to the surface). Armed with this paper thin knowledge we embarked on our diving adventure.

It was great. As we were complete novices, we got assigned an instructor who was with us all of the time. This turned out perfect as he was able to show us all of the best things in the reef we were diving on. The sea life was incredible. The water was crystal clear with so many brightly coloured fish to see. The highlight was a well known fish called Sam, who was a Great Maori Wrasse that was about 50 years old and had a peg tooth. It was so tame that you could swim up to it and give it a cuddle. If you put your hand over its nose it would swim upwards in to it. It was like swimming underwater with a pet dog.

We decided to give the night dive a go too. Looking back I’m not sure this was the cleverest move given how inexperienced we were but it felt like too good an opportunity to miss. Our instructor reassured us that it was perfectly safe. All we had to do was follow his lead and we’d be fine. He did forewarn us that our underwater torches would act as food detectors for some fish that would be swimming behind us. What he didn’t mention was how big they were. A few minutes in to the dive my torch shone on some colourful fish and two massive Great Trevallies shot past to chase them. They were about six feet long and looked prehistoric. I didn’t quite mess my swim shorts, but it was close.

The rest of the dive was largely uneventful apart from seeing a whole array of different sea creatures. A completely different set of animals come out at night, including puffer fish, fish that sleep in bubbles and other amazing sights.

After getting out we were getting our gear off when we heard some noise from the side of the boat. We saw some of the crew throwing food in to the water. Taking a closer look we leaned over the side and saw what they were feeding. About half a dozen Bronze Whaler sharks. They were huge. They must have been about eight foot long and they were ripping the food to bits. Think Jaws food frenzy. Safe to swim at night, my ass.

That night we slept on the boat and then got up early for the next dive at sunrise feeling slightly less confident in the safety of our adventure. However, we needn’t have worried. It was just as stunning. It might not have been in accordance with recommended diving etiquette but I’m so glad we did it. It was definitely the highlight of the holiday. To have experienced the reef so close was incredible. I’m sure there are lots of ecological reasons not do it as the amount of tourism can only be damaging to the coral but it’s an experience I’ll never forget.

After that we did a few other trips including a two day stay in Cape Tribulation. We stayed in wooden huts next to a a white sand beach. As with many parts of Australia there were all manner of animals lurking about. We saw a Kimono dragon who lived underneath one of the huts. Perfectly harmless apparently, all ten feet of it. Salt water crocodiles swam in the water and we were told to look out for spiders in our huts. Just an average day in Oz.

The whole holiday was 3 weeks in total. We spent a few more days in Sydney when we flew back from Cairns. We took in the Blue Mountains and Bondai beach before we got back on the plane home. It was a great trip and it was good to do it on the fly by staying in hostels. I never got round to doing a gap year like some of my mates did so it gave me a little flavour of it. I kind of wish I’d done it looking back. I did my year in France for my third year at Uni so I suppose that was my version of it (but with less hostel beds and more showers).

I’ve never done scuba diving since. Not sure I could top the Great Barrier Reef anyway and scuba diving in the UK seems to involve jumping in to zero visibility quarry water. Er, no thanks. I’ll stick to normal open water swimming in zero visibility instead.

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Final reflections…what next?

It’s a strange feeling now it’s over. It’s a combination of relief and pride I think. It was such an amazing day, and crossing that line was completely overwhelming. After nine months of training and thinking of very little else for the final few weeks, it’s like a huge weight has been lifted.

I had all of these grand thoughts whilst I was racing about what I was going to do afterwards. I had visions of piling in to every fast food possible and sinking a load of beers. Didn’t really happen. I ended having a pizza and some wine back at the hotel after collecting all of my gear and having a bath. Not exactly rock and roll, but I don’t think my stomach could have coped with much else after my bananathon.

I slept well that night. It was probably the first proper lie in I’d had in months. It felt good to just feel lazy. I did have one last bit of training to do though. One last recovery ride to stop my legs from seizing up. It was only a 30 minute easy spin, but my legs and backside were not happy. I’m glad I did it though. I’m sure the stiffness and soreness in my legs over the next few days would have been far worse if I hadn’t. Stairs became my nemesis on Tuesday as it was.

I guess I’m still in the afterglow now four days on. It’s been nice telling everyone how it went and sharing my experience. It might even have inspired other people to do it or do something similar, who knows. I’d like to think so.

There have been two main questions since I’ve done it. The first one is whether I’m going to get the Ironman tattoo. I’ve thought about this quite a lot. I’m not really a ‘tattoo’ person, but I get the concept of having one for this. I know some people think it’s just a commercial brand, so it would be like having an Audi symbol or Nike brand permanently stuck on your skin. I don’t follow that logic. For me it’s an event brand, like the Olympics. No event, no brand. I guess it’s just a personal choice. So, maybe.

The second question is ‘what’s next?’. That one’s a bit harder to answer. Quite honestly I don’t know. I’m pretty sure I won’t do another Ironman. For me it’s a one time thing. I could never replicate that feeling I got on Sunday. Although I did all the training and did all the preparation I could, I didn’t know I would complete it. It was a step in to the Unknown. The only reason to do it again would be to get a better time, and I’m not bothered about that. It’s the feeling I wanted. Box ticked.

So I don’t know what’s next. I know I need a break and a holiday. I’m going to enjoy the afterglow as long as I can, put some weight back on and then come up with something else. I think that’s good enough for now.

Ironman UK done

What a day! Physical and emotional roller coaster don’t even begin to cover it.

We’d travelled up on Saturday to register and sort all the transition gear out. It didn’t take too long. The longest bit was wandering around the merchandise area and spending our life savings on branded gear. Well, it’s a once in a lifetime thing. After sorting everything out we went to our hotel, which was a short car journey from the swim venue at Pennington Flash.

The afternoon was pretty lazy. We got some food and then headed off for an early night. Lily was exhausted anyway from the long day, so it suited all of us.

My alarm was set to go off at 3.20am but Lily woke up just before. She clearly wasn’t well, but it was a good back up alarm clock. I always get paranoid I’m going to sleep through, so it wasn’t such a bad thing.

I went down to reception for the ‘athletes breakfast’. This consisted of an amazing array of completely unsuitable food, including croissants, muffins and apples. I was hoping for toast and eggs but this clearly wasn’t an option. I settled for a bottle of water and food I’d brought with me. I got chatting to a guy who had attempted to do the event before. He’d got pulled out by the race marshals as he didn’t make the bike cut off time. Not exactly what I wanted to hear on the morning of the race. I wished him better luck this time and headed off.

It was raining heavily when I got in the car. This was not in the plan for the day. The forecast said it would clear up by 9am so I was hoping that was the case.

I got to the swim venue at about 4.45am, well in advance of the 6am start time. I decided to check my bike was ok and then killed time by going to the toilet umpteen times and faffing about with my goggles. I eventually dropped my clothes off at the transition lorry in my white kit bag and lined up in the queue for the swim start around 5.30 am. The queue was split in to expected finish times, I felt confident I’d do it an about an hour so lined up in the appropriate spot. By chance I stood next to the only other competitor I knew doing it, Rachel. She’s a very good triathlete although she was playing it down a lot (turned out she won her age group, not surprised).

It wasn’t long before we were making our way to the water and the start of the race. It was a rolling start which meant you got in and started swimming rather than waiting in a mass of people. It was a two lap circuit to complete 3.8km. The first lap went really well, I got in to a good rhythm and apart from the odd clash with a couple of other swimmers it felt good. At the end of the first lap you got out, ran through to the entry point and then went back in to the water.

After about 300 metres I felt a twinge in my left calf. This wasn’t good. I tried to relax my legs so that it wouldn’t develop in to cramp. I could feel it there for the rest of the lap. With about 400 metres to go I kept on getting my feet tapped by a swimmer behind me. He was obviously drafting me, which was fine but having my feet tapped repeatedly was pretty annoying. I’m not sure if that’s what caused it but both my calves suddenly knotted up. I had a bit of a panic but kept swimming. After about a minute it went away but it got me worried. I made it to the finish and climbed off the ramp to head to T1.

I walked to the transition area trying to stop the cramp from setting in. I’ve no idea why it happened, maybe I kicked too much in the first lap or I was a bit dehydrated. Either way I made sure I took my time and had something to eat before getting on my bike. It was drizzling with rain at this point but it wasn’t cold. I left transition and set off on the bike course.

The first section was around 10 miles to get you to the start of the two large loops. This was ok. The real fun started when we came out of Adlington and went up Babylon Lane. This was where a lot of spectators were because it’s a sharp uphill of about 1km. I guess it’s the closest thing to a stage on the Tour de France. Lots of people with cow bells and banners roaring you on. It’s a great atmosphere.

The next hill section was up Sheep House Lane, 3.3km of climbing. This was quite tough, particularly second time round. However, the highlight was seeing the ‘Wrestlers’ at the top of the hill. These are a bunch of nutters dressing in wrestling gear playing music and cheering like mad. It’s exactly what you need at the top of the climb and made me smile a lot.

After that there was another nasty hill called Hunters at around 45 miles, that is 8.6% gradient. This was a leg burner and the one that I was dreading on the second loop. Good support again but by the time I’d done it the second time I was ready to get off the bike.

The whole ride was hilly. There were a few downhill sections, but most of them had sharp turns that were immediately followed by another climb. I’m glad I chose to use my TT bike as I could get down on the aero bars on the flattish sections, but it wasn’t a time trial course.

The highlight was undoubtedly seeing V, Helen and Nick going through Rivington. The first time I saw them was about 60 miles and it was quite overwhelming. By that time I’d been going for around four hours in total, so it was great to see them. It definitely picked me up for the rest of the 112 mile course.

When I finally got to the Macron Stadium in Bolton for T2 and the marathon (gulp) I had seriously had enough of the bike. I’d been eating solidly for 7 hours. This was a combination of my superfood cake, bananas, gels and protein bars. That got fairly monotonous after a while. I’d also gone through four drinks bottles. It was definitely an eating marathon as well as a physical endurance test.

I took my time again in transition. I was worried that my legs would start to knot but they felt good as I put my running gear on. It was also getting hot so I put suntan cream on and my visor before heading out on to the run.

My legs felt good, which was a huge relief. I made sure I went very slow for the first mile. My coach Kirsty had drummed it in to me to not go too quick straight off the bike. It’s a weird sensation when you start, you go quicker than you think you are because your legs are turning over quicker. I purposely went very steady then got into a rhythm. The first 8 miles get you from the stadium in to town before you start 3 loops. I felt really good for the first 13 miles. I was off my normal average of 8 minute miles, but I wasn’t worried about that. As long as I could run and my legs felt OK I was fine. V and the rest of the family were in the centre of Bolton which made sense as they got to see me six times. It was so good to see them again. The only frustrating thing in the centre was the fact that you ran past the finish line 3 times before you finally got there. But ten crowds were fantastic. As everyone’s name was on their race number people cheered you on as you ran past. It was a great pick-me-up, as well as all the high fives you get.

The strategy was to walk through the feed stations to get some water, and then start running again. This seemed to be working well. After 13 miles I started getting the twinges again in my calves. This didn’t bode well. I had visions of my 2001 London Marathon (or crampathon as I like to call it) experience repeating itself. That day I got cramp everywhere. That whole experience had convinced me for years that I couldn’t physically do an Ironman. However, I now had my fail safe anti cramp strategy to avoid leg pain Armageddon. This consisted of eating as many bananas as I could as often as I could. Between miles 13 and 17 I had to walk on and off while my legs sorted themselves out. Eventually the banana overdose worked its magic and the cramp subsided enough to keep running.

This gave me a second wind. I felt great again for the final lap and picked up the pace. It felt good to finish strong. By the time I made it back to the city centre I was buzzing. I couldn’t stop smiling. It’s a strange feeling coming to the end. I’d been looking forward to getting there for so long. I wanted to finish, but I didn’t want it to be over. Coming down the finishing straight on the red carpet was just incredible. Hearing the crowd shouting at you and hearing the announcer say that ‘you are an Ironman’ made everything worthwhile.

I finished in 13 hours and 1 second, but I don’t care about the time. I’m just overwhelmed to have done it. It’s the hardest sporting event I’ve ever done no question. I can’t see me topping it. Not sure I even want to.

I’m extremely thankful to everyone for their support, particularly V. Everyone has been very tolerant of my obsession. I’ve also managed to raise £1000 for the Alzheimer’s Society which is just fantastic. That has made it extra special. The icing on a very memorable cake. Thank you to everyone that has sponsored me, and for those that would like to please feel free www.justgiving.com/Andrew-Stonehouse

Nothing is Impossible.